toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

image

eatingisfab:

Idk why my life is on tumblr

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

firelorcl:

that is one of my pets, peeve

yuffii:

待ち人いずこ (by yoshinari)

yuffii:

待ち人いずこ (by yoshinari)

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot